Comedian Mitch Hedberg Dies at 37
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By Ian Rice • "I would imagine if you understood Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy." • "You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish; they just want to make it late for something." • "I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long." • "I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semicircle." • "One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, 'Here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture of you is of when you were younger. 'Here's a picture of me when I'm older.' How'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera." • "I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shishkebabs." |


